Sunday, April 13, 2008

Some stuff you should know about George W. Bush

  • he was a cheerleader (maybe he could do a little cheer for the solders in Iraq)
  • he graduated from Yale University with a low C as his average
  • he was the first president who entered the office with a criminal record (bad influence)
  • he's been caught drinking and driving a few times
  • he set the record for the most executions when he was governor
  • his father got him to become president even with a loss of over 500,000 votes from people like you and I
  • because he was scared to fight in Vietnam, he joined the Texas Armed Forces so he wouldn't have to fight (what a coward)

And this America, is who you put into office. Think twice before you act.

Celebrities. Who cares?

Why do we cherish celebrities like they're some sort of god. They're normal people like you and I. So what if they're in the best actor out there or the best album in the stores. Who cares? Do we have to follow them around like a bunch of dogs looking for food? The paparazzi sure have an excellent time digging for any kind of gossip they can find. And for what? So they can also join the long line of stars that we favor to this day. Celebrities dress up in their fancy gowns or in a neat tuxedo. Does it change the person they are? No! They could act like the kindest people on earth while donating extra money that they don't need to charities. It's always about getting the camera and spotlight shining right on them.

So when someone famous touches something of yours or anything for that matter, sell it on EBay and you get at least a few hundred dollars. Hello? Newsflash! They don't have a GOLD THUMB! Their autograph could be sold for thousands depending on how famous they are. If someone comes out of nowhere and gives you their autograph, you'll probably say, "I don't want your signature. Why would I need it anyways? It's not like I'm going to make money off of this."

Why should you care if a celeb gains an extra pound or gets caught eating a chocolate bar? Let's face it: America lives on gossip. It's just who we are. There are gossip magazines everywhere and you could know more about a certain celebrity than they know about themselves. It just goes to show that they don't have any privacy. I have to give them some of my sympathy. The paparazzi go nuts for every little thing they do. Why do they even have those gigantic mansion if there's only a couple of people living in it? And do they really have to have butlers, servants, and maids? Can't they do anything on their own without help? It's a miracle they can brush their teeth in piece.

Why is the world so corrupted? It's because of you. The people of America and the rest of the world that has destroyed this planet into Fame Mania. And I'm not saying this lightly. What you can do to stop this insanity is to quit watching the awards like Oscars and Academy. Who cares about who won which award? Does it impact your life somehow? No, I didn't think so. So just keep saying to yourself, "Who cares about celebrities."